Donnell Rawlings Quotes

#1. Challenge yourself with something you know you could never do, and what you'll find is that you can overcome anything son.

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#2. I just had a baby girl. My daughter weighed 27 pounds. She was 3 years old. She was delivered to me by way of the court system and a blood test.

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#3. Tiger Woods is stupid; not for cheating, but for having one cell phone. What type of player you know has one cell phone?

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#4. When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.

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#5. If Elvis is alive, Tupac is alive. I saw Tupac on 46th Street selling Biggie t-shirts 2 for 10 dollars ...

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#6. That's why when I talk to younger comics, and they say, 'Well I need this and this, and I need so and so,' I tell them they don't need nothing. All you need is some great idea and go shoot it.

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#7. Rise and grind ... the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.

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#8. The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.

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#9. Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood.

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#10. The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!

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#11. I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!

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#12. Chicks can make you flip more than any drug would.

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#13. Live life to the fullest everyday, 'cause we never know what day will be our last.

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#14. A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!

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