Top 7 Donald Jans Quotes
#1. He looked so boring I didn't dare get too close to him for fear he'd snatch part of my brain
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#2. Those rich guys were right. Money can't buy happiness, because happiness is everywhere. It's free, like air.
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#3. I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly.
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#4. I was convinced that the proverb about money not buying happiness was written by a rich guy who didn't want you to feel bad because you didn't have any.
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#5. I didn't want fine. I wanted to be somebody. Somebody with plenty of money.
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#6. They were in charge of the privilege of staying and the joy of firing.
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#7. Sorry, Jack. I really needed to hit rock bottom before I could dust myself off.
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