Deb Baker Quotes

#1. Truth is a slippery concept. It changes shape according to who's speaking it and it never looks the same to any two people.

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#2. The things we do for our friends.

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#3. TURKEYS HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR millions of years. They can fly at fast as fifty-five miles per hour and run flat out at twenty.

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#4. An investigator has to have a defense arsenal. Heck, every woman alive should have one if she wants to stay that way.

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#5. Word For The Day BOONDOGGLE (BOON dahg'uhl) n. A pointless project. Work of no value, done merely to appear busy. Alternate Word ICKY (IK ee) adj. Very distasteful; disgusting.

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#6. I'm more of a one-time reader. There are so many good books waiting to be read, I'll never go back and read one twice.

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#7. Big cities squeeze the ability to be patient right out of people. Life becomes too frantic and rushed. It's a sad thing.

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#8. Nobody, but nobody, is going to get our guns, even if it means burying most of them in the ground and taking a final stand with our legs spread wide and our favorite firing power nestled in our arms.

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#9. Word For The Day PICAYUNE (PIK uh yoon') adj. Trivial or petty, small or small-minded.

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#10. I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles.

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#11. Word For The Day KERFUFFLE (kuhr FUF uhl) n. Disorder; uproar; confusion

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#12. I wondered if having conversations with your dog was less crazy than babbling to yourself when no one else was around. I guess it depended on whether or not the dog answered.

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#13. You can't sit down in a bachelor's house without getting sick with cooties from the dirt and built-up grime, but you can eat off the barrel of his gun.

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#14. You have so much love in you. Trust your firends and family. They're all you have, but they're precious, the most important part of your life.

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#15. It's amazing what the possiblity of romance can do to you. I'm self-conscious now in ways I never was before.

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#16. The difference between men and women is this
if you catch a woman butt-naked, she tries to cover the private parts with her hands. A man will sit there just like you found him even if he doesn't have much to be proud of.

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