Top 5 David Wishart Quotes
#1. the emperor had chewed off his balls and stuffed a one-way ticket to the Black Sea up his rectum [Marcus Corvinus explains what happened to Ovid]
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#2. ...the guy might be a cold-blooded amoral sadistic killer and a cartload of tiles short of a watertight roof, but there was nothing wrong with his intelligence. [Caligula in Marcus Corvinus's eyes]
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#3. a poker-rectumed pillar of the establishment [Marcus Corvinus on a Roman Senator]
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#4. My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out]
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#5. These pastoral-poet guys with their bleating goats and oaten pipes can stuff their phalaecean hendecasyllabics where the sun don't shine.
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