Dave Allen Quotes

#1. It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

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#2. We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

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#3. I can't stand the temptation, wanna touch but I don't know
Shiny bright and squeaky clean - pretty little things I love them so
Pretty things are kind of wicked - make my sick heart feel so glad
I'm sure that nothing so pretty could be bad...

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#4. My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.

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#5. Goodnight, thank you, and may your god go with you.

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#6. I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

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#7. A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

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#8. Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

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#9. If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

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