Top 7 D.B. Woodling Quotes
#1. Wife number three: Lynette. She looked like a horse and kind of walked like one, too. Not surprisingly, neigh was her favorite word and seven nights a week.
~Detective Mike Malone
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#2. If only marriage licenses came with a buyer's remorse clause.
~Detective Mike Malone
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#3. My ex was about as handy as a back pocket on a T-shirt.
~Dixie
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#4. (Dixie from Slices These Yankees are like hemorrhoids, but at least in Alabama when they come down, they eventually go on back up.
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#6. There won't be any horizontal refreshments served around here.
~Shannon
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