Top 100 Crystal Woods Quotes
#1. You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You're the object of my everything. I'm sorry I've been stupid lately.
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#2. Sometimes, as in a game of chess, we must strategically regress so that we might progress toward our ultimate objective.
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#5. Madeleine Albright says, "There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women." I wonder what happens to women who bully other women.
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#6. (When)
When you call me nugget.
When you take pictures of me.
When you dance.
When you complement me.
When you laugh.
When your eyes squint as you smile.
When we make love when we're sick.
I fall more in love with you.
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#7. I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don't know where I got that from. Seems silly now.
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#8. You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you.
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#9. If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high.
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#10. I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.
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#11. At the end of the day, we're all striving to be touched, somehow.
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#12. Searching through Monster while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.
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#13. The weak can't bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength.
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#14. The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future.
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#15. As in most fairy tales, there's a prince and a princess, dragons and some magic, and the feeling it gives you that anything is possible if we could stay this way forever.
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#16. One thing I've learned about myself is that I can accomplish anything I want to. The caveat is that I have to want to do it. I've never been able to forge desire.
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#17. Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.
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#18. I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero.
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#19. I had a dream about you last night, for the millionth time! We did what we always do in my dreams. We talked, but we never made out. How come I still dream about you if we never freaking make out?
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#20. Never believe the beautiful. Trust me on this.
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#21. A sunset is the sun's fiery kiss to the night.
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#22. What you think, what you eat, and what you see today, shapes who you will be tomorrow.
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#24. Imagine that we're new and you're trying to impress me, because at the rate you're going, soon that will become someone else's right.
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#25. He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it.
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#27. People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.
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#28. I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.
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#29. Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us.
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#31. The irony of the human heart is that it's tormented both by the presence and absence of it's own soul's counterpart.
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#33. Chemically, I'm as off as I can be. But you fix me.
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#34. My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I've ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing you.
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#35. The reality is that people reach for a Bible when they're feeling lost. But if they hadn't shelved it, maybe they wouldn't have gotten lost.
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#36. Help people.
Be interested.
Make a difference.
Live passionately.
Go comando.
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#37. Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are.
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#38. Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.
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#39. My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met.
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#40. I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I'm always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each other's company. We talk about so many things that I can't recall when I wake up. How did you get me pregnant last night? We never touch in my dreams.
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#42. I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.
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#43. I know you think I'm crazy. Maybe that's because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.
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#44. Our eventual fate will be the sum of the stories we told ourselves long enough.
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#45. My body either likes you or it doesn't. And, I trust my body but I can't assuredly tell you why.
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#46. I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.
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#47. I'm convinced that everything I do will have a better outcome than the person who failed at it before me, because it's the only reality I choose to accept.
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#48. And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn't really lose anything, except respect for everyone.
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#49. Don't forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it's your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes.
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#50. When reality and your dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off.
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#51. It's the person that calls you up because they're eating at 'our favorite spot,' and it made them think of you and miss being there with you. That's a friend, to me.
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#52. I write because it's the only thing I love that always loves me back.
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#53. Finding love is like making creme brulee. It may take a few tries before you get it right.
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#54. At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesn't.
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#55. Drink up my honey eyes,
Kiss them shut every night,
And be my 'one' all my life.
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#56. He said I'm the winning lottery ticket, like he's never meant anything more.
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#57. As we get older, it matters less where you are and more who you're with.
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#58. True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle.
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#59. Even before we met and long after we're both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I'm forever and ever in love with you.
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#60. Every word you've ever said, is written somewhere in my mind.
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#61. I'm convinced that not all units of time are equal.
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#62. If everyone could just live near the ocean, I think we'd all be happier. It's hard to be down about anything knee deep in the sand.
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#63. Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up.
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#64. Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon.
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#66. Being near you for a day was at the top of my bucket list of the greatest life achievements, so this has by far exceeded my expectations and everyday has been magic.
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#67. Even if most days can't be half as good as today, it's days like this that make it all worth it.
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#68. I'll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really.
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#70. Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?
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#73. Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can't wait to love you more tomorrow.
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#74. She was always looking for guarantees in a world of none.
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#75. I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever.
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#76. How do I like to spend my day off? I like to hit up the juice bar, the bookstore, tan, and then flirt with the pharmacy tech at Walmart.
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#77. What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind?
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#78. When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave.
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#79. I had a dream about you last night. Our vices had wings and our fears could breathe fire. There was nowhere to hide and we were trapped alive. So you reached for your sword and slashed my arm, waking me and saving my life.
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#80. It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight.
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#81. Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.
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#82. The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can't make sense of someone who's so brand new to you.
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#83. She lives like tomorrow isn't coming and yesterday never happened.
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#84. My favorite thing you do is stop me in the middle of whatever I'm doing to tell me you love me.
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#85. I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.
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#86. When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste.
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#87. When you leave, I feel like I'm alone with your demons.
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#88. I'd tell you what happened, but I can't remember all of it. And I don't wanna put words in my dreams thoughts.
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#89. Just as the world spun us into existence, it will spin on long after we are gone.
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#90. Falling in love is easy. Falling in love with the same person repeatedly is extraordinary.
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#91. Life's a battlefield, and we remain loyal to those who fight for us; those who'd die for us.
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#92. I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren't, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it.
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#93. People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I'll know whether or not to add them to my 'favorites.
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#94. Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.
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#95. When all the fights stop, so does the passion.
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#96. Some women feel the need to act like they're never scared, needy or hurt; like they're as hardened as a man. I think that's dishonest. It's ok to feel delicate sometimes. Real beauty is in the fragility of your petals. A rose that never wilts isn't a rose at all.
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#97. He's unconventionally attractive and yet coincidentally everything I've ever wanted.
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#98. Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create.
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#99. I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it.
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#100. Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade.
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