Corey Ford Quotes

#1. Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

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#2. Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.

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#3. She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words

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#4. When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars.

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#5. Men cannot think like dogs ... [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead.

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#6. A trout fisherman is something that defieth understanding.

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#7. Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night.

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