Top 38 Christopher Healy Quotes
#1. No one is defined by a single act," Frederic said. "Whether it was years ago or weeks ago. We're all given chances to change, to make up for things we've done wrong. It's how we handle those opportunities that really matters.
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#2. On still another road, a green-haired man wobbled by on peppermint-stick stilts; a fiery-plumed bird of paradise perched on his shoulder. But he's not in this story, so don't pay any attention to him.
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#4. When writing down a plan, I suggest numbering the steps. But just in case your plan falls into enemy hands, make sure you number them in the wrong order. - The Hero's Guide to Storming the Castle
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#5. By almost any assessment, the giant was a terrible artist. But he was lucky enough to settle in Jangleheim, a nation whose people had notoriously poor taste. Which just goes to show: There's a place for everybody.
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#6. (during which Gustav was so overwhelmed by emotion that he actually gave Frederic a pat on the back),
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#7. Mere words cannot defeat a true hero. Unless they happen to be the words to some sort of Instant Death Spell. Magic is scary.
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#8. Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.
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#9. It is the villains who covet treasure, not the heroes. Unless the treasure in question is a really snazzy belt buckle, in which case, who can resist? - THE HERO'S GUIDE TO BEING A HERO
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#11. You're never too young to start being a hero. Practice dueling one-handed so you never need to drop your blankie. - THE HERO'S GUIDE TO BEING A HERO
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#12. He was curious to know more about her. So he did something extremely rare. He sent her a note. Even more shocking, he suggested they meet. In person. Two people from different kingdoms - who are engaged to be married. Crazy, I know.
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#13. He opened the door and entered the Stumpy Boarhound. Which you knew he would do. Because you read the prologue.
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#14. Wild card, got it," Duncan said. "Just like in Crazy Eights. I can be a diamond; I can be a spade. Whatever you need me to be, I'm that thing. That is so me.
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#16. I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in a sheet
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#17. Duncan,we're still in prison," Frederic said dryly. "You're not going to see anything except this cell. Which has spiders, by the way. Have you noticed the spiders?" "Indeed I have: Carmen, Zippy, and Dr. T," Duncan said.
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#18. It's still a cowl, Frederic grumbled (few things could cause him to summon up his inner courage like improper word usage).
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#20. That," Liam said, "it'll be a lot to live up to." Frederic smiled. "So let's live up to it.
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#21. Listen dear hearts to the tale I now sing, / of bad guys from Dar and something something!" He stopped and scratched his chin. "I should probably only use one 'something.
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#22. Sometimes a hero can be found in the most unexpected of places. That's when you must say to him, "Get out of my kitchen, silly! Don't you have some monsters to fight?" - The Hero's Guide to Being a Hero
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#23. Oh, by the way, you're going to have to turn over some of your land to the trolls.)
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#24. Glances were exchanged around the table. There were some uneasy winces, a couple of ambivalent shrugs, a few determined nods, and one delighted giggle (but only because Duncan had spotted another funny caterpillar).
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#25. Look, sometimes being a hero isn't about getting the glory. It's about doing what needs to be done -Liam
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#26. Look," Liam said, "sometimes being a hero isn't about getting the glory. It's about doing what needs to be done.
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#27. When facing unbeatable odds, just think of yourself as unbeatably odd. (The Hero's Guide to Being a Hero)
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#28. Hey! Someone in the crowd is carrying a 'Duncan the Daring' sign!" Duncan shouted. "Oh, it's Frank," he added, less enthusiastically.
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#29. Ha! Good luck, lady!" Gustav laughed and tapped his thick index finger against his temple. "No one knows what goes on inside this head. Not even me.
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#31. Wow," a man said. "The song made you sound like an average loser, but in reality you were a horribly pathetic loser.
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#32. Duncan, what are you?"
"Human!" Duncan cried, trembling with excitement.
"More specific," Liam said, still dramatically.
"A five-foot-two human!"
"I'm going for hero here," Liam hinted under his breath.
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#33. Frederic had imagined this moment - him running to Ella with open arms, calling her name - but being as winded as he was, doubled over with his hands on his knees, all he could do was nod in her general direction.
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#35. No, Princes Charming," Duncan cheerfully corrected. "'Prince' is the noun; that's what gets pluralized. 'Charming' is an adjective; you can't add an S to it like that.
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#36. Someone's having a pity party and didn't invite the rest of us.
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#37. I'll show Dunky he's not the only one in the family who can rush foolishly into danger!
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#38. Can you believe the man rhymed 'Rumplestiltskin' with 'crumpled napkins'?
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