Chris Morris Quotes

#1. The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.

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#2. No matter how heinous someone's behaviour, if you make them a comic character, you can't expect people to hate them.

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#3. I just feel tired now if people are shocked. If it's not for you, just don't bloody watch it.

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#4. You see young people, or kids, and they're fascinated by the way people talk. And that's great. But eventually you get to the point where you think, 'You know what? I don't care how you talk, I'm just listening to what you're saying.'

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#5. There are works of fiction which seek to explain jihadi terrorists as the militant wing of Amnesty International. I don't buy that.

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#6. A sitcom isn't usually the right tool for satire.

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#7. When people say 'love to hate', they actually mean 'love to be appalled by' - if they truly hated them, they'd never repeat a catch phrase.

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#8. You can only maintain your interest if you're travelling more in ignorance than knowledge.

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#9. If a terrorist group wanted to hit Britain, all they'd have to do is kill 100 random celebrities. The country would have a nervous breakown.

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#10. We've had it checked and it reads like the ramblings of a drugged donkey

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#11. The pursuit of approval usually ends in disaster.

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