Cheshire Cat Quotes

#1. That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows.

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#2. The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?

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#3. The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

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#4. Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

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#5. Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

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#6. Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! PUNISH THEIR CONVERSION!

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#7. If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.

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#8. Let your *need* guide you behavior. *Supress* your instinct to lead ... Pursue Rabbit!

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#9. To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

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#10. I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

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#11. I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

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#12. Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

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#13. I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

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#14. Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

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#15. The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone ... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

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