Cheri Oteri Quotes

#1. When I go to parties, there's a moment when I think, 'I really don't belong here.'

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#2. When a man says he wants to meet a girl with a sense of humor, he means one who will laugh at everything he says while her breasts jiggle.

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#3. I grew up pretty much entertaining myself. So I know what its like to be in a room by myself and having fun with something.

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#4. My sister really drooled a lot when she was younger. For her wedding, I was going to get her one of those lace drool cups that go around the ears.

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#5. The funny thing is, I was never purposely blonde. I just got highlights, and then you get highlights over highlights, and then it looks like you're blonde.

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#6. My sister could fall asleep at the drop of a hat. She would fall asleep on the train. Me, I never slept. Still. I have a hard time sleeping. But I used to admire her ability to wake up late.

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#7. When the other girls had given up their Barbies, I was still playing with mine in secret.

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#8. The makeup person said oh my God what happened to you? I looked like I was in a car accident.

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