Charles E. McKenzie Quotes & Sayings

#1. Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

#2. People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

#3. Free advice is often overpriced.

#4. Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

#5. Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.

#6. In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

#7. Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.

#8. It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

#9. Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

#10. The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

#11. Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

#12. Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

#13. Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

#14. The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

#15. Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

#16. There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

#17. Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Charles E. McKenzie Quotes