Celia Kyle Quotes

#1. Best friends are the chicks who make your problems theirs so you guys can form a gangsta posse and beat those problems to hell.

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#2. Unlike some of the bigger weres, a werehedgehog's change was elegant and refined.

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#3. The road to happiness is always under construction. But no worries, my SUV has four wheel drive. Let's rock this." -

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#4. Fuckyou-ish?" "The English dialect of the ancient language 'fuckyou.' Very old. Dignified even.

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#5. As long as lips didn't wander and swords didn't cross, they were all good.

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#6. Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride

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#7. Of course you can. It's a woman's prerogative. We get our way. Why else would god give us pussies if we weren't supposed to use them to control men? It's in the Chick Bible.

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#8. Yeah, he's evil with a capitol ass and lowercase hat.

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#9. You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!

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