Top 4 Cathy Crimmins Quotes

#1. You can never be too paranoid.

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#2. A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence

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#3. What women look for in a man: Breathing, IQ over 80, weight under 550 pounds, fewer than six ex-wives. What men look for in a woman: Pia Zadora as she was ten years ago.

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#4. Don't think of it as wrinkles. Think of ot as relaxed-fit skin.

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