
Top 76 Casey Wilson Quotes
#1. I love Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris and Adele.
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#2. I went to drama school at NYU for serious acting. So I was doing Chekov and Sam Shepard plays.
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#3. I think there's almost nothing that I won't, sadly, do for a laugh. It's a problem, actually.
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#4. Is it normal to make a minute-to-minute schedule for the timing of thanksgiving? I'm asking for a friend.
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#6. When you move to New York, especially, you feel like you need to be something.
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#7. Pageants are already ridiculous and sad, I think.
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#8. It's always great to get to do what you love and to do something that hopefully people will see and love.
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#9. My dad always said that 90 percent of marital problems could be solved by getting your blood sugar up, and he's right! So I would say pick a partner who's forgiving when you have low blood sugar and threaten to drive your car through your shared home.
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#10. Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph - when they speak, everyone listens. Because they're freaking hilarious.
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#11. So many shows don't have laugh tracks now that, when you hear it, it can be slightly jarring.
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#13. If you have a sense of your place in the world, that's the best preparation for anything.
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#14. My dad would write these sketches for me while I was at 'SNL.'
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#15. I think the key to working with my husband is that collaboration in comedy is best.
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#16. I am riveted by Phaedra Parks and her performance of herself. She kills me.
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#17. I use a method approach to all my sitcom work.
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#18. I didn't have the greatest ride on 'SNL,' but I always felt support from gay fans, which made me feel accepted within a place I didn't feel totally accepted.
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#19. There's a creative freedom with being under the radar. But I guess if you're too under the radar, you get canceled?
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#20. I love the area I grew up in, which is right outside D.C., in Alexandria, Virginia.
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#21. I'm getting into all sorts of L.A. things. I go to bikram yoga, I went to an astrologer recently ... I'm accepting L.A. for who she is. She's a dark temptress.
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#22. The woman I'd want to meet the most is Nicole Holofcener. I've loved every single film she's done. I think her films are deeply comedic while being deeply disturbing and dark.
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#23. At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon.
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#24. If you can have a laugh with someone, you're then in each other's world.
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#25. New York is hard living. It's fun living, but it's hard.
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#26. My mom always worked, and I certainly don't want to look back and think, 'Well, I don't have kids, but I'm glad I did that sitcom.'
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#27. Both my parents were working in politics when I was growing up, so going on stage was not that great a leap.
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#28. Molly Shannon, for example, is someone I've always really looked up to, because her comedy is so physical and wild and unembarrassed and brave.
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#29. You only feel as good as your last sketch.
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#30. To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!
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#32. I still am not a size two - I don't think I could get there if I wanted to.
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#33. My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.
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#34. Frankly, 'Bride Wars' got made because movies with women need to be about weddings and love.
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#35. If you're going to be part of a nationally televised show that airs live and do sketches that haven't even been brainstormed a week earlier, you really can't be afraid to fail.
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#36. I'm in therapy, and I think everyone should be.
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#37. Kenya Moore is everything to me. She's everything.
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#39. Especially with Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, I can't tell necessarily the nitty gritty of what you're really up to. I'm just seeing the performance of all the work you're doing and the look you're giving; it's very hard to get to the center. It's very hard to see what's what.
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#40. Everything related to 'SNL,' that was very sudden - from the time I found out I was joining the cast to the time I could read on a blog that someone watching the show thinks I'm fat, that was about 30 days. That blog part, that could've moved a little more slowly. But hey - it's all material, right?
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#41. I want to see a ton more comedy for women.
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#43. I'm the girl that writes feverishly in my tiny trailer on set.
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#44. There are sometimes concerns about being respectful with a gay character, and you either end up with a tiptoeing quality or an all-out cliche.
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#45. It's certainly strange to do sketch comedy with cue cards at midnight in a skyscraper as opposed to in a basement with your friends.
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#46. I've started meditating, but I do have a quick temper.
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#47. The down-side of these huge-budget movies is that so many people have a hand in them, sometimes they come out a little more vanilla.
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#48. You can't always tell if someone's gay over Twitter, but when he's talking to you about 'Real Housewives,' it's probably OK to assume.
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#49. When you're on a road trip, anything goes.
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#50. I'll take discrimination if it's in my favor!
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#51. Even before I got on 'SNL' I assumed I would do some type of sitcom; I kind of thought that was how I would start. I don't mean to sound arrogant - I just thought I would be best suited to the form.
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#52. My mom worked tirelessly on getting equal rights for women.
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#53. My goal is to generate more material for myself.
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#54. All of my favorite actresses are comedians at heart: Shirley MacLaine and Madeline Kahn, Diane Keaton and Debra Winger. And they are all amazing dramatic actresses, but everything they do is funny.
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#56. When I was 13, I was in my tent at Girl Scout camp, trying to change out of my bathing suit and talking at the same time. I fell out of the tent in front of everyone with my bathing suit around my ankles. I was humiliated - but no amount of humiliation has ever seemed to stop me.
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#58. On 'Saturday Night Live,' you wear so many hats there. You're the prop person, the actor, you're everything.
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#59. Not everyone is married at 25 and taken care of.
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#60. I've met architects before, and they're not living the life we see on TV.
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#61. I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.
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#62. I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time.
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#63. With agents, I've learned to bring them into the process when I feel confident. You're the only one that can really know what's right for your career. You're on a wing and a prayer through most of it.
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#64. If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.
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#65. Somewhere along the way, I think I realised that taking yourself seriously is the worst thing that you can do in life, so once I let that go, I've just let it all go. I have no standard of personal dignity.
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#66. The alternative comedy scene is actually pretty small, I guess.
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#67. I took a clown class at NYU - that's where I met June Diane Raphael, my writing partner and best friend.
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#69. Once I made a boyfriend dress up as Woody Allen from 'Annie Hall.'
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#71. What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.
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#73. I know this is a weird niche, but a lot of my female friends have these strange stories where there their dads have seen the small successes of their daughters and have decided that they are creative as well.
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#74. I love the idea of someone getting knocked down repeatedly, but they still believe in love.
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#75. I went on the road with Hillary Rodham Clinton when she was out campaigning.
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#76. Instead of going into politics, I decided to go into comedy, which is the second most daunting career path for a woman.
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