Bobby Bare Quotes & Sayings

Top 7 Bobby Bare Quotes

#1. Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.

#2. Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.

#3. Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

#4. Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.

#5. I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.

#6. Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.

#7. I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.