Billy Mays Quotes & Sayings

#1. I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

#2. Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

#3. I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

#4. Hi, Billy Mays here for ...

#5. I've done well for myself.

#6. You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

#7. Life's a pitch, then you buy.

#8. I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

#9. Life's a pitch, and then you buy

#10. Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

#11. The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

#12. It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

#13. I love beautiful wood.

#14. Long live your laundry!

#15. The infomercial business has been good to me.

#16. It's important for me to sell a product that works.

#17. Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

#18. When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.

#19. Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

#20. My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

#21. One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.

#22. Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

Billy Mays Quotes