Ben Monopoli Quotes

#1. You know you're in a tough place in your life when you decide now's a good time to start Moby Dick.

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#2. I knew from the first moment I saw him that I'd never turn down anything this guy asked of me.

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#3. Because it's never really sex until someone squirts.

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#4. Young people think they are invincible, that nothing bad will ever happen to them, and then something changes: they fall in love. And the world begins to seem a lot more fragile.

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#5. I have learned ... that memories aren't things that have to pile up and overwhelm you. They're just colors ... that shade all the new things you feel.

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#6. I don't think of Superman as being angsty, though."
"That's the problem. Most people don't. But really he's pure angst. He has a Fortress of Solitude, you know? What do you think he does there, throw parties? No. He broods.

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#7. I feel so dirty now," I whispered dramatically.
"I need a chemical baaath." (Oliver)

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#8. And that's the best we can hope for from art, you know? That it changes you for the better. That it lights up the world a little bit.

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#9. Practically every guy is the perfect guy the first night, so why ever bother with a second?

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#10. I bet you know someone who could use a few naked jocks in their life.

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#11. Fiction is true. It doesn't have to factual to be true.

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#12. We're sharing a bed, Vince. I'd say we're a skooch past uncomfortable already, knowi'msayin?" "...

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