Barney Stinson Quotes

#1. Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit.

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#2. It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy!

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#3. You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story.

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#4. A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

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#5. Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it.

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#6. Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool, but it is your job to make him awesome

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#7. Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight.

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#8. Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today

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#9. When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.

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#10. Article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

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