Babe Walker Quotes

#1. I've found that falling asleep is the best way to politely excuse yourself from an unwanted interaction.

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#2. If you are a girl, and you've had a significant relationship with someone, chances are you've saved all the pictures/letters/supercute little notes from that relationship in a box that is somewhere in your room or apartment or mansion.

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#3. She looked like a dead Teletubby.

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#4. I immediately felt attracted to him, so I ignored him.

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#5. you will find a way to accept love. You will believe in yourself. You must believe that you can find love.

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#6. It was like skydiving but way more intense. Like if you took two Ambien and then went skydiving and forced yourself to stay awake the entire time.

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#7. I don't really know who you are, but I'd appreciate it if I never found out.

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#8. My dad should have listened to me when I told him that college was not my thing. Instead, he insisted on learning a $200,000 lesson the hard way. That's the thing about college - you pay a ton of money just to realize that everyone is a fucking moron.

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#9. That being said, I fucking HATE shopping with other people. I insist on doing it alone because it's the only activity that truly centers me. It's meditative and personal.

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#10. I may have lit the match, but it was karma that kept the fire blazing.

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