Arthur Baer Quotes & Sayings

#1. She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

#2. A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

#3. His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

#4. Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

#5. A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

#6. It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

#7. If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

#8. Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

#9. She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

#10. An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.

#11. It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

#12. His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

#13. You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

#14. Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

#15. The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

#16. A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

#17. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

#18. It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

#19. About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

Arthur Baer Quotes