Andrew Sturm Quotes

#1. Learn to be embarrassed by little and sorry about even less.

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#2. Love happens in the strangest places at the strangest times.

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#3. No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back.

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#4. If you don't laugh at the crazy things, you're liable to lose your mind.

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#5. All of life is like raindrops on the window; some stick around for a little while and some just fall right out of the picture.

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#6. I've gotta die of something, but I don't wanna die of it today.

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#7. Can I get a two-thumbs up for a fatter America?

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#8. I had a quack in the floor. So, I had to use ductile.

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#9. Everyone hated Calculus. Quadratic equations, parabolas, logarithms, trigonometry - you name it. It was like floating in an endless, frictionless void traveling at x miles per hour at a descension rate of one half the speed of gravity. Solve for x.

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#10. Becoming an adult is all about accepting that you didn't know anything when you were a kid.

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#11. I'm not saying you're weak, but you brawl like a couple of girls having a pillow fight.

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#12. Love's a funny thing, especially with a man who gets paid to put junk in other people's slots. (The Mail Man)

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#13. People cheer on tyrants for fear of becoming targets.

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#14. There's no such thing as a sane woman.

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#15. His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe.

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#16. A great man will experience more failures than successes. If we lived for the successes, we would have all killed ourselves by now.

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