Andrew Kaufman Quotes

#1. When Aquatics are overwhelmed, they seek out the tallest object in view, lie on their backs, put their heads against it and look up. The ritual is called litill, and its purpose is to remind believers that they are actually quite small and, therefore, so are their problems.

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#2. Remember that the truth within yourself will always be greater than the truth found in these pages. These stories are here to guide us - to help us find that truth, not to tell us what it is.

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#3. We are now, all of us, cinematographers for the movie of our own lives. Not the star. Not the director. Not even the writer.

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#4. Tom remembered standing there beside her, in font of that field covered in snow, and falling in love.

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#5. For a moment he became frightened that, with no one watching him, he might begin to disappear forever.

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#6. His accent was thick and British, the kind that makes North Americans feel slightly ashamed.

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#7. There is only one amount of money - just not enough.

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#8. No one gets found in love. Everyone gets lost in it, Because love is overwhelming. Its beyond your control. You have to relinquish control to be in love. And that's a good thing. There's a beauty to being lost in something bigger than you.

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#9. She said, "Only the weak are afraid to appear so.

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#10. As far as I can tell, you remain a mystery to yourself until the day you die.

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#11. Why do bad things happen to good people?'
'Because it makes a good story.

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#12. The code of a world he'd never been invited to join.

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#13. Okay, there's this thing you can do, a thing you can do like no other person on this planet. That makes you special, but being special ready doesn't mean anything. You still have to get dressed in the morning. Your shoelaces still break. Your lover will still leave you if you don't treat her right

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#14. - the only difference between a happy ending and a sad ending is where you decide the story ends.

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#15. Stewart got out of the truck and walked into the wheat field he'd parked beside. The stalks grew higher the deeper into the field he went. He continued walking. The stalks were slightly taller than his waist, but he still didn't know what to say.

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#16. You know, you're very strong" Nicola said.
"Thank you."
"That's no compliment. It's your weakness. If you weren't so strong you wouldn't have to take it and so you wouldn't.

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#17. He knocks on doors and stands there. You'd be surprised how few doors get answered

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#18. It's true most superheroes have funny names. But they have to come up with these names by themselves. Think about how hard it is. Try it, right now; boil down your personality and abilities to a single phrase or image. If you can do that, you're probably a superhero already.

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#19. There are two ways to get rid of an anxiety monster,my friend-you either have a bath or a nap.

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