Alison Bliss Quotes

#1. I love the sound you make when you're silent.

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#2. You choose men the same way a child picks out a new puppy; first one who crawls in your lap is yours.

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#3. Instead, I reached out, grabbed him by the neck, and slung him away. He jumped to his feet and came back for more. I raised the bucket in warning and yelled, "Rooster, I'll fuck you up!

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#4. The prince isn't always charming and the princess isn't always a virgin.

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#5. Well, Cowboy, if my pussy is ever in need of being rescued, then I'll be sure to give you a call. Until then, you'll just have to play with your own hose.

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#6. One peek and I melted. "Aww," I said, cooing to the chick with the fluffy head. "It's so cute." Then it shit in my hand. "Ew, gross. Take this nasty thing.

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#7. She killed the shit out of that snake," Hank said, laughing. "Chopped off its head, set it on fire, then shot it."
Jake looked at me as if I were crazy. "A little overkill, don't you think?"
"It wouldn't stop moving.

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#8. Jesus," he said, exasperated. "When we leave here, I'm stopping to buy you a self-help book.

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#9. Jake smiled, as if he enjoyed my temper tantrum. "Patience is a virtue."
"Yeah, well, so is virginity, but I don't have that anymore, either.

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#10. It was five o'clock when the stupid rooster started crowing relentlessly, robbing me of my sleep. The sun hadn't even risen yet. Dumbass bird should be on Prozac.

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#11. Damn it, Emily. I'm responsible for your safety." "Then wear a condom!" "Jesus," he said, breathing out hard. "I was right before. You definitely have multiple personalities." My eyes narrowed. "Yeah, well maybe I do, and none of them like you!

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#12. Honey, you may have the face of an angel, but that halo of yours is awfully crooked.

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#13. Some scars can't always be seen with your eyes," he said, "Doesn't mean they aren't there.

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