Top 20 Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes
#1. Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.
#2. My specialty is detached malevolence.
#3. If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
#4. People in Washington seem as hypnotized by precedence as though they were hens with their beaks on a chalk line.
#5. If you can't think of anything nice to say, come sit here beside me.
#6. [On Washington, D.C.:] a town of successful men and the women they married before they were successful.
#7. I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
#8. If you have nothing good to say about anyone, come and sit with me.
#9. [woman suffrage] has made little difference beyond doubling the number of voters. There is no woman's vote as such. They divide up just about as men do.
#10. I valued my independence from an early age and was always something of a individualist ... Well, a show-off anyway.
#11. He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.
#12. You can't make souffle rise twice.
#13. I'm the only topless octogenarian in Washington.
#14. You can't make a souffle rise twice.
#15. I live by three rules: I eat when I'm hungry, sleep when I'm tired and scratch when I itch.
#16. I can be President of the United States, or I can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both.
#17. He sprang from the grass roots of the country clubs of America.
#18. [Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
#19. Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
#20. If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody come sit next to me.
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