Alec Sulkin Quotes

#1. When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.

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#2. You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.

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#3. Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.

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#4. His lie ability is an asset

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#5. Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.

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#6. There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.

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#7. The internet makes everything not enough.

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#8. If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.

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#9. It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.

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#10. Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.

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#11. It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.

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