Al Swearengen Quotes

#1. You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.

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#2. The question is: until reinforced, can we learn the ways of church mice.

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#3. Yeah, the cut throats and the pigs. But who wants all that blood spilled, judge, huh? Isn't there a simpler way of not pissing off the big vipers?

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#4. The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.

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#5. Act averse to nasty language and partial to fruity tea.

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#6. Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

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#7. Pain or damage don't end the world ...

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#8. Don't I yearn for the days when a draw across the throat made f**king resolution.

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#9. I wouldn't trust a man who wouldn't try to steal a little.

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#10. Announcin' your plans is a good way to hear god laugh.

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#11. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.

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#12. Bloodletting on my premises that I ain't approved I take as a f***ing affront. It puts me off my feed.

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#13. Change ain't looking for friends. Change calls the tune we all dance to.

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