Top 100 Adam Sandler Quotes
#1. Back to school to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool.
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#2. Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!
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#4. It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that.
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#5. I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop.
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#6. The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.
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#7. A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard.
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#8. I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy.
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#9. My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.
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#10. When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.
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#11. The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow?
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#12. I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.
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#13. God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell.
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#14. I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
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#15. I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.
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#16. Having a kid is great ... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.
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#18. I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.
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#19. My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.
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#20. I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.
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#21. I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
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#22. Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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#23. SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time.
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#24. It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.
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#25. I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.
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#26. I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies.
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#27. Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy,
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#28. I know I want to always do the best I can.
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#29. The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that.
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#30. I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.
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#31. The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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#32. When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.
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#33. When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter.
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#34. Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
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#35. I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
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#36. I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
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#37. I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past and I hope to make a movie that; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.
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#38. I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!
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#39. I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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#40. I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.'
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#41. In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.
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#42. Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me.
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#43. I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.
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#44. When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that.
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#45. I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.
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#47. Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest
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#48. I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that.
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#50. I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.
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#51. I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies.
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#52. My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.
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#53. Hanukkah is ... the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
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#54. When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
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#55. Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time.
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#56. Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over. [on his idea of Hell]
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#57. I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
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#58. I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western.
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#59. I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.
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#60. You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not.
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#61. I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible.
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#63. My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.
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#64. I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.
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#65. Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah
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#66. When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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#67. Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl ... or boy.
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#68. My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
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#69. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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#70. I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
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#72. How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry.
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#73. I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit.
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#74. Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!
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#75. I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.
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#76. I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.
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#77. I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
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#78. My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.'
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#79. Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong.
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#80. My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.
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#81. I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.
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#82. Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.'
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#83. I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.
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#84. Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
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#85. Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil.
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#86. When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.
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#87. I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
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#88. Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.
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#89. I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
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#90. It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
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#91. I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.
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#92. I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.
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#93. I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at.
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#94. Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue ...
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#95. Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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#96. My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund.
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#97. I can't run a company ... I can't even run my own life!
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#98. Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.
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#99. I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.
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#100. My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.
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